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i'm your friend. - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! - ha ha ha! - no, really. you tried to cheat me out of my place in the tournament. that's not being a friend. a friend is someone who is loyal, someone like hector. we are friends, right, hector? - yeah, danny. come on, man. i'm gonna go do some work for school, but i'll catch you later, champion. - ok. i'll call you later, partner. - all right. ha! - ha ha ha! bye, francine. - ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa" ♪ whoa, the sound from my throat ♪ ♪ made my mind want to float ♪ like the bad, little groan from the mouth of a goat or ♪ ♪ grab your cup, make a toast, take a bite of roast ♪ ♪ down low, the "oa" sound and make the most of your goals ♪ ♪ 'cause it goes ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ wow, it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ uh-huh, it goes, "oa" - [whoosh whoosh] whoo. ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. whoo. poom. [cheering] [whoosh] [tick tock tick] [chomp] [siren] [beeping] - ready, set, go. - oat? - yes. oat. - what are you talking about, bob? i don't see oats. - y
i'm your friend. - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! - ha ha ha! - no, really. you tried to cheat me out of my place in the tournament. that's not being a friend. a friend is someone who is loyal, someone like hector. we are friends, right, hector? - yeah, danny. come on, man. i'm gonna go do some work for school, but i'll catch you later, champion. - ok. i'll call you later, partner. - all right. ha! - ha ha ha! bye, francine. - ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it goes, "oa, oa, oa" ♪ it...
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ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! wow! i have the most amazing, coolest hang-gliding grandma ever. ♪ i learned something cool something cool today i know it upside down and inside out i learned all about... ♪ >> ha ha ha! >> ♪ wind whoa! >> whoo-hoo! >> ha ha! scientist in the house. yeah. [canned applause] ok, mom. i will. >> huh? ooh! >> [humming] whoa! what-- wait a second. who raked up all the leaves? >> i did! ha ha! i know how hard you worked to rake them up, so i thought i'd help you out. >> wow, thanks, dad. >> ah, you bet. >> hey, today in school, i learned that the wind can do all kinds of things. it can make sand dunes and waves, and it definitely blew my pile of leaves all over the yard. >> wow, you learned a lot today. >> yep. >> so, do you think there are any dragons out there sneezing in the leaves? >> ha ha! no way, dad. >> well, i'm not so sure. >> what? >> close your eyes. >> oh, ok. they're closed >> ok. now, no peeking. >> what--did you find a dragon out here? >> oh, you'll see. >> ha ha! cool. >>
ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! wow! i have the most amazing, coolest hang-gliding grandma ever. ♪ i learned something cool something cool today i know it upside down and inside out i learned all about... ♪ >> ha ha ha! >> ♪ wind whoa! >> whoo-hoo! >> ha ha! scientist in the house. yeah. [canned applause] ok, mom. i will. >> huh? ooh! >> [humming] whoa! what-- wait a second. who raked up all the leaves? >> i did! ha ha! i know how hard you worked to...
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ha ha ha! - you are correct. [chuckles] - bob bobson. - that's right. say, are you the friend or the aunt? - [laughs] - huh? - hey, bob, isn't there supposed to be a studio audience? - you are incorrect. - oh. - watch this. little--little game show secret for you. - [recorded applause and cheers] - there's your audience. howie runs this thing. where's howie? howie! howie! howie! - howie, you are getting very sleepy, and you will listen to my voice. when i snap my fingers, you will stand in the corner and sleep for the entire show. understand? - totally. [snap] [snoring] - all right. francine. - let's do this. [ding] [ding] [ding] - you ready, howie? - [hoarse voice] yeah. [clears throat] [normal voice] ready, bob. - yeah. all right, let's make a game show. [microphone feedback] - it's time for one of america's game shows-- "friends or aunts." and here's your host-- bob bobson. - [laughs] - whoo-hoo-hoo! - oh, thank you. hello, hello. and welcome to the only game show that tests your knowledge o
ha ha ha! - you are correct. [chuckles] - bob bobson. - that's right. say, are you the friend or the aunt? - [laughs] - huh? - hey, bob, isn't there supposed to be a studio audience? - you are incorrect. - oh. - watch this. little--little game show secret for you. - [recorded applause and cheers] - there's your audience. howie runs this thing. where's howie? howie! howie! howie! - howie, you are getting very sleepy, and you will listen to my voice. when i snap my fingers, you will stand in the...
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ha ha. it's my fifth favorite game show. - we need your help to win. - what's in it for me? - beating the electric company. - that's a nice start, but i want a piece of the grand prize. what is it? - a washer/dryer, a subscription to "modern aunts" magazine, and a small bucket of money. - how small? - we don't know. - if you win, i get the washer, the dryer, and the small bucket of money. - that just leaves us with the magazine. - correct. it's a good magazine. - that ain't gonna cut it, carruthers. - fine. i get the money, and the dryer. - what about the small bucket? - it's yours. [cash register rings] - deal. - [beatboxing] - [beatboxing] - [imitating record scratching] [camera shutter clicks] - ♪ freedom to do what you want to ♪ ♪ play with your friends on a frosty afternoon ♪ ♪ fr-fr-fr-fr ♪ frequently, i do like to freestyle ♪ ♪ makes me feel so free, don't you see ♪ ♪ fr-fr-fr-fr ♪ whenever you are feeling frustrated ♪ ♪ remember to take that frown and turn i
ha ha. it's my fifth favorite game show. - we need your help to win. - what's in it for me? - beating the electric company. - that's a nice start, but i want a piece of the grand prize. what is it? - a washer/dryer, a subscription to "modern aunts" magazine, and a small bucket of money. - how small? - we don't know. - if you win, i get the washer, the dryer, and the small bucket of money. - that just leaves us with the magazine. - correct. it's a good magazine. - that ain't gonna cut...
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ha ha ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha! available on dvd. >> you got to read the tape. >>> still ahead, why are you awake? you're checked out for the weekend. tweets, texts and emails are next and "morning joe" live this morning from washington, mark halpern giving it to us, just moments away. 2 o0 hey guys, what can i get for you? i'd like a decaf 360 calories please. i'll have a triple iced 410 calories please. you know what... i'll have this instead. [ female announcer ] swap one thing a day for a yoplait light at around 100 calories. it will add up to amazing. it's me? alright emma, i know it's not your favorite but it's time for your medicine, okay? you ready? one, two, three. [ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ em-ma very good sweety, how do you feel? good. yeah? you did a really good job, okay? [ female announcer ] to nurses everywhere, thank you, from johnson & johnson. congratulations. congratulations. today, the city of charlotte can use verizon technology to inspire b
ha ha ha. ha ha ha. ha ha ha. >> ha ha ha! available on dvd. >> you got to read the tape. >>> still ahead, why are you awake? you're checked out for the weekend. tweets, texts and emails are next and "morning joe" live this morning from washington, mark halpern giving it to us, just moments away. 2 o0 hey guys, what can i get for you? i'd like a decaf 360 calories please. i'll have a triple iced 410 calories please. you know what... i'll have this instead. [...
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swiss fondue is fun, dude. >> ha ha ha ha! >> from montreux, you can go from the ponds through the pines to the peak at rochers-de-naye, where santa claus lives. just an hour from montreux, but at close to 7,000 feet--a world apart--rochers-de-naye can only be reached by cogwheel train and offers stunning views of lake geneva and some of the giants of the swiss french alps, like the eiger and mont blanc. at christmastime, boys and girls from near and far come to deliver their wish list to pere noel, father christmas. >> i'm here in santa claus' village and here's his armoire. let's see what's in it. oh, it's all the letters. all the kids bring him letters and pictures and all sorts of things. i'm completely unprepared. i hope he'll see me anyway. oh, ho ho! so nice to see you. >> nice to see you, too. >> i've known about you for many, many years now. yes. >> yes, yes, i remember you. >> do you remember me? >> oh, yeah. you have not been every time very good. >> not always very good, but i'm better now than i used to be. >> ok,
swiss fondue is fun, dude. >> ha ha ha ha! >> from montreux, you can go from the ponds through the pines to the peak at rochers-de-naye, where santa claus lives. just an hour from montreux, but at close to 7,000 feet--a world apart--rochers-de-naye can only be reached by cogwheel train and offers stunning views of lake geneva and some of the giants of the swiss french alps, like the eiger and mont blanc. at christmastime, boys and girls from near and far come to deliver their wish...
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ha ha! what a curmudgeon. narrator: later that evening at the botsfords'... who wants to sing a holiday carol? whoo! i do! i don't. i want it to snow. t.j., are you still being a curmudgeon? huh? i'll take it from here. ahem. a curmudgeon is someone who acts grouchy, like you're acting right now. a curmudgeon's attitude takes the fun out of everything. i just don't think the party's going to be any good without snow. bingo! i have an idea. why don't you sing with us, t.j.? come on. oh, yes! ah! ok, but i won't like it. ok, everyone. on 3. a one and a two and a 4 and a 3. ha ha ha ha! oh! it worked! my curmudgeonliness is totally gone! that just warms the cockles of my heart. it makes me think we should go on the road as a singing group. let's tour! yeah! whoo! narrator: woo hoo hoo! ha ha! ooh, yay. ahem. meanwhile, back at dr. two-brains' lair... now it's time to execute my plan to swipe all the holiday cheese in the city. ha ha! no one could ever guess what this plan is in a million years.
ha ha! what a curmudgeon. narrator: later that evening at the botsfords'... who wants to sing a holiday carol? whoo! i do! i don't. i want it to snow. t.j., are you still being a curmudgeon? huh? i'll take it from here. ahem. a curmudgeon is someone who acts grouchy, like you're acting right now. a curmudgeon's attitude takes the fun out of everything. i just don't think the party's going to be any good without snow. bingo! i have an idea. why don't you sing with us, t.j.? come on. oh, yes! ah!...
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ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little zekie, and, of course... >> me--sid! ha ha. >> ha ha ha hah. >> we'll be there soon. i love you, aunt irene. >> oh, i love you, too. bye-bye. >> bye. >> bye-bye. >> today was great. we learned all about different temperatures and how to read a thermometer. and i can't wait to see my aunt irene and play in the snow. hmm, you know, it's too bad it never snows where i live. hey, that gives me an idea. ok, i've got it. here's my super-duper-ooper-schmooper big idea! i want to invent a winter room. it will be a room that you can change from a normal room to a snowy, wintry place any day of the year, even when it's the hottest summer day outside. in the winter room if you want to make a snowman, just push a button. swoosh. it'll snow the right amo
ha ha ha hah. oh. and now i'm looking inside my house, and i see a warm fireplace, a big table set for a family dinner. oh, but there's one thing missing, and it's the best part. >> oh, no! what's missing? >> all of you! ha ha ha hah. your mom, dad, grandma, little zekie, and, of course... >> me--sid! ha ha. >> ha ha ha hah. >> we'll be there soon. i love you, aunt irene. >> oh, i love you, too. bye-bye. >> bye. >> bye-bye. >> today was...
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ha ha ha ha! announcer: "word girl" was made possible by contributions to your pbs station from... >> ♪ i'm a whirlibird... >> chuck e. cheese's, proud supporter of pbs kids, solutes all the parents who know staying active with their kids is fun and healthy for them. >> ♪ i'm a whirlibird. >> pbs kids, where a kid can be a kid. it's word girl ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ ♪ flying at the speed of sound, vocabulary that astounds ♪ ♪ from the planet lexicon, watch out, villains, here she comes! ♪ ♪ faced with a catastrophe, we need the living dictionary ♪ ♪ her superior intellect keeps the crime world in check ♪ go, girl! ♪ huggy face is by her side ♪ ♪ vocabulary a mile wide ♪ she'll make sure that crime won't pay ♪ ♪ and throw some mighty words your way ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ word up! ♪ from the planet lexicon ♪ watch out, villains ♪ here she comes! ♪ word girl narrator: listen for the words "precipitation" and "meteorologist." it's been r
ha ha ha ha! announcer: "word girl" was made possible by contributions to your pbs station from... >> ♪ i'm a whirlibird... >> chuck e. cheese's, proud supporter of pbs kids, solutes all the parents who know staying active with their kids is fun and healthy for them. >> ♪ i'm a whirlibird. >> pbs kids, where a kid can be a kid. it's word girl ♪ ♪ word up, it's word girl ♪ ♪ flying at the speed of sound, vocabulary that astounds ♪ ♪ from the...
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mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha. - no, no, no. like this. mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha! - hector, i have to say, it looks like they're having a really good time. and those costumes that manny created are amazing. i don't think he would work this hard if he didn't care about the competition. - ok, he's surprisingly good at sewing, but manny would do anything to pull a prank. i'm not gonna start trusting him just because he created a few good costumes. - i think you're wrong about manny. he's not pulling a prank on jessica. - not pulling a prank on jessica? then what's that gadget right there? - uh... - hold on, manny. i'll take that. - hector, what are you doing? you're ruining my big scene. - oh, your big scene? more like your prank. you're not gonna mess with my little sister and zap her with your crazy... flashlight? - that is my mighty bright night light. - how else is mighty bright knight supposed to turn on the light? - hector, have you been spying on me? - no. i mean yes. ok, it wasn't spying exactly? - then what do you call it? - i had to follow you to watch out f
mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha. - no, no, no. like this. mwah ha ha hah! - mwah ha ha ha! - hector, i have to say, it looks like they're having a really good time. and those costumes that manny created are amazing. i don't think he would work this hard if he didn't care about the competition. - ok, he's surprisingly good at sewing, but manny would do anything to pull a prank. i'm not gonna start trusting him just because he created a few good costumes. - i think you're wrong about manny. he's...
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ha ha ha! oh, you guys look so cute! well, are you henchmice or henchmen? get her! oof! ow! great job, huggy. oh, word girl. aaahh!!! was that a lighting fixture that just fell on him? narrator: do i even have to say it? coincidence! coincidence! coincidence! coincidence! here, check this out! aah! [rewinding] aah! [rewinding] aah! ahem! ahem! [laughter continues] uh-oh. well, that got your attention. both: dr. two brains! what are you doing here? what am i doing here? you, girly, are ruining my reputation! you're all, "oooooh, dr. two brains "is so easy to defeat! "every skirmish ends in victory for me, word girl! isn't it fun to reminisce about all the times i've defeated him?" ha ha ha. it's embarrassing! everybody who's watching is laughing at me! i already got a call from chuck the sandwich guy-- uh, excuse me, dr. two brains, but we were actually in the middle of a television show here--oh! news flash, kid: you're being replaced. ha ha ha! tie him up, boys! so, word girl, you ready for a
ha ha ha! oh, you guys look so cute! well, are you henchmice or henchmen? get her! oof! ow! great job, huggy. oh, word girl. aaahh!!! was that a lighting fixture that just fell on him? narrator: do i even have to say it? coincidence! coincidence! coincidence! coincidence! here, check this out! aah! [rewinding] aah! [rewinding] aah! ahem! ahem! [laughter continues] uh-oh. well, that got your attention. both: dr. two brains! what are you doing here? what am i doing here? you, girly, are ruining...
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ha ha ha! - what? we're not. that's crazy. - i don't know. - ♪ ooh, i'm in a cartoon - they're coming. they're coming. - what is it. where are we going? do you realize how painful it is to be reminded of my brother? - ssh! ssh! - hey! what? - senor calvero, this won't hurt a bit. - bandini. - calvero. - brother. but how did you find your way back? - behold hector's masterpiece. the series is complete. - now let's remove these paintings before somebody says... "pineapple." - oh... oh, i got it. pineapple. [laughter] - ♪ 'cause the time is now, the day is here ♪ - ♪ here ♪ the rhythm that you're feelin' ♪ ♪ the music in your ear - ♪ ear - ♪ the charge is electric, and all you got to do is ♪ - ♪ yo, ha - ♪ plug it in ♪ plug it in - ♪ 'cause that's what we do, we're the electric company ♪ ♪ inviting all of you to all the possibilities ♪ ♪ learning to write and learning to read ♪ ♪ we have a good time while we plant the seeds ♪ - ♪ seeds - ♪ and once you
ha ha ha! - what? we're not. that's crazy. - i don't know. - ♪ ooh, i'm in a cartoon - they're coming. they're coming. - what is it. where are we going? do you realize how painful it is to be reminded of my brother? - ssh! ssh! - hey! what? - senor calvero, this won't hurt a bit. - bandini. - calvero. - brother. but how did you find your way back? - behold hector's masterpiece. the series is complete. - now let's remove these paintings before somebody says... "pineapple." - oh......
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ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha! chris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia.
ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha! chris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia.
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[siren] ha ha ha! [siren in distance] ha ha ha ha ha. whoo hoo hoo hoo! 112,000 feet, and i feel fine! you've always got to push things to the limit, don't you? well, that's what i do best, frank. hawk: get off me! come on, you guys! break it up! come on! stop! [sighs] [clears throat] is that smoke i smell? looks like a fire out by ridgecrest. we crashed the x-2. my $4 million x-2? is that the x-2 that you're referring to? we, uh-- we did break both speed and altitude records, sir. and beat the free-fall mark by 30,000 feet. 3 planes in 10 months. that's bound to be a record, too, hawkins. the engine failed. the aircraft went into a flat spin. we couldn't recover. but you made it. that's the important thing. and you made it... [sighs] just in time, frank. good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. i am major bob gerson of the united states air force, and i hold in my hand... [jet flying] [clears throat] a directive from the office of the president of the united states of america. it reads... "effective immediately, "the air force's formal involvem
[siren] ha ha ha! [siren in distance] ha ha ha ha ha. whoo hoo hoo hoo! 112,000 feet, and i feel fine! you've always got to push things to the limit, don't you? well, that's what i do best, frank. hawk: get off me! come on, you guys! break it up! come on! stop! [sighs] [clears throat] is that smoke i smell? looks like a fire out by ridgecrest. we crashed the x-2. my $4 million x-2? is that the x-2 that you're referring to? we, uh-- we did break both speed and altitude records, sir. and beat the...
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ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha! chris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia. martin: so, what do you think this cute creature eats? crayfish. chris: platypus search among the rocky bottom looking for crayfish to eat, then they gobble them down with their bill-like mouths. race you, chris. first one to catch a crayfish, platypus, wins.
ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha! chris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia. martin: so, what do you think this cute creature eats? crayfish. chris: platypus search among the rocky bottom looking for crayfish to eat, then they gobble them down with their bill-like mouths. race you, chris. first one to catch a crayfish, platypus, wins.
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ha ha ha! ha ha ha! good one, gang. real funny birthday surprise, getting chuck to pretend he's the king of the city. the whole enchanted cake thing. for a second there i actually believed it! is chuck the awesome sandwich making king still here?! aw, i missed him. joke's over, tj, but nice try. and his name isn't chuck the awesome sandwich making king. everybody knows it's chuck the evil sandwich making guy. right, mom and dad? um... um... what's wrong with you, becky? wait. this really isn't a joke? you know this is chuck-topia, the land of many sandwiches. and chuck is king. come on, bob. we've got to figure out what's going on! [squeak] i got to run. i forgot about my-- sandwich making class? what? um, sure, sandwich making class. later! this is really strange, bob. when i made my wish to not be word girl anymore, i didn't think other things would change, too. that enchanted cake has some strange, magical powers. hey! that's where the jewelry store should be! and those statues of chuck aren't normally there. that's
ha ha ha! ha ha ha! good one, gang. real funny birthday surprise, getting chuck to pretend he's the king of the city. the whole enchanted cake thing. for a second there i actually believed it! is chuck the awesome sandwich making king still here?! aw, i missed him. joke's over, tj, but nice try. and his name isn't chuck the awesome sandwich making king. everybody knows it's chuck the evil sandwich making guy. right, mom and dad? um... um... what's wrong with you, becky? wait. this really isn't...
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mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, welcome, word girl. [neigh] pretty princess? magic pony? is this really happening? mr. big and pretty princess: yes, it is. this is not mind control. wow! the enchanted city! amaaazing. ok, just a few questions. is sparkletopia really just a place in your imaginations, or was that just another one of count cloudy's tricks? what? also if the pretty flower mobile runs on sunshine, how did the wondertown elves ever get out of darkness mountain? i mean, come on. what? [normal voice] i--listen. just... [soothing voice] save your questions for later. [normal voice] word girl thinks she's in a tv show. how ridiculous! i totally duped her! mu ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, this really isn't as fun by yourself. leslie, get in here! you interrupted, sir? yes. initiate phase two of my plan. the button right next to your hand, sir? that's the one! word girl will think she's doing good things for that princess when really she'll be doing bad things for this princess! i mean prince. of course you do, sir. i'll just press thi
mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! mu ha ha ha! oh, welcome, word girl. [neigh] pretty princess? magic pony? is this really happening? mr. big and pretty princess: yes, it is. this is not mind control. wow! the enchanted city! amaaazing. ok, just a few questions. is sparkletopia really just a place in your imaginations, or was that just another one of count cloudy's tricks? what? also if the pretty flower mobile runs on sunshine, how did the wondertown elves ever get out of darkness...
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ha ha! you know, there's nothing wrong in being swedish. it's just there are twice as many swedes as there are danes, particularly in sweden. do you count heads? or what do you count? i think you count people in america, yes, we do. 20 heads, 20 people; 400 heads, 400 people. in denmark, we're such a small country, in denmark we count feet, because we get twice as much out of it. we count 40 feet, we know there are 20 people. once i counted 7 feet -- i knew there were between 3 and 4 people. [ applause ] well, thank you. you couldn't have done that with heads. anyway... mathilde nilsson was one of the loveliest young compostresses of the time in which she lived, of course. she measured 36-24-36. and the other arm was just as heavy. she was about 4 1/2 feet tall, lying down. mathilde nilsson fooled around one day at the piano and came up with this. now, this is not overpowering, but... mathilde nilsson thought it was delightful, so she wrote it down and she saved it in her safe. well, she saved it in her safe, and when she died, they found i
ha ha! you know, there's nothing wrong in being swedish. it's just there are twice as many swedes as there are danes, particularly in sweden. do you count heads? or what do you count? i think you count people in america, yes, we do. 20 heads, 20 people; 400 heads, 400 people. in denmark, we're such a small country, in denmark we count feet, because we get twice as much out of it. we count 40 feet, we know there are 20 people. once i counted 7 feet -- i knew there were between 3 and 4 people. [...
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it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >> a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >>
it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their...
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ha ha ha. [cuckoo] you hit me with a shovel! uh! uh! adios, fatty! no, frost! no! oh, no. ok, so, the mississippi factory needs to know if we want them to ship 100,000 units or 200,000. uh, they won't ship tomorrow because it's christmas, but they will ship thursday, which means... excuse me. you said they're not gonna ship tomorrow 'cause it's christmas? yes, sir. this is christmas eve? yes, sir. what are you doing here? why are we working? we always work christmas eve. we do? of course. well, that-- that's ridiculous. christmas eve is when you spend time with your family. wh-where's my family tonight? i really don't know, mr. calvin. what do you mean? well, you rarely see them, and you... don't mention them. where are my car keys? [doorbell rings] hey. what are you doing here? um, well, i just came over to see, um... see what? why on earth would you drag yourself all the way over here? huh? is that derek? no. and you're not going out tonight. yeah, ok. what is he doing here? came over to see you. why? 'cause we don't see each other enough. [horn honks] what? boy: come on
ha ha ha. [cuckoo] you hit me with a shovel! uh! uh! adios, fatty! no, frost! no! oh, no. ok, so, the mississippi factory needs to know if we want them to ship 100,000 units or 200,000. uh, they won't ship tomorrow because it's christmas, but they will ship thursday, which means... excuse me. you said they're not gonna ship tomorrow 'cause it's christmas? yes, sir. this is christmas eve? yes, sir. what are you doing here? why are we working? we always work christmas eve. we do? of course. well,...
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ha ha ha ha the protest at least fifty thousand strong the largest in recent history called for free and fair elections and remains peaceful ruling party united russia lost popularity in the vote with official results putting their numbers i don't most fifty percent but experts say a sixteen percent drop from two thousand and seven should be taken as a warning i think a lot of people wanted to punish. united russia for having power for so long and maybe not doing everything they could protest organized by vast groups of opposition members are set to continue in two thousand and twelve next year russia along with the u.s. and france holds presidential elections which makes it a safe bet people will be out on the streets in twenty twelve in europe america and around the world and he's now a party moscow. and you can watch our special new euro coverage later on saturday as are these correspondents will be bringing you more on how they've seen twenty eleven. the obama administration is hoping to restore momentum this spring for peace talks with the taliban artie's military contributor sa
ha ha ha ha the protest at least fifty thousand strong the largest in recent history called for free and fair elections and remains peaceful ruling party united russia lost popularity in the vote with official results putting their numbers i don't most fifty percent but experts say a sixteen percent drop from two thousand and seven should be taken as a warning i think a lot of people wanted to punish. united russia for having power for so long and maybe not doing everything they could protest...
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>> ha ha ha! whoa, whoa! i'm just trying not to fall down. whoa! >> mr. the conductor, when is the aurora festival of borealis lights happening? >> pretty soon actually, don. >> so, shiny, what's your surprise? >> ok. here's the surprise. we put on an ice show for mom and dad. >> an ice show? >> shh! >> whoa. that's a great idea. >> but remember, it's a surprise. >> well, we better start now if we want to get it ready in time. >> right. buddy, go get don, ok? >> psst. don. >> hi, buddy. what are you all whispering about? >> shh. we're gonna put on a surprise ice show for mom and dad. >> an ice show? >> shh. come practice with us. >> uh, i don't know, buddy. i'm not very good at ice skating or keeping secrets. >> aw, it will be fun. we can be buddy and don the skating brothers. >> ooh! buddy and don the skating brothers. whoa! >> come on! >> whoa, ohh! >> ok, good. everybody's here. now let's get working on our big show, the pteranodon kids on ice! >> ooh! good name! >> what do we do first? >> we start by skating out on the ice together. then we all do one
>> ha ha ha! whoa, whoa! i'm just trying not to fall down. whoa! >> mr. the conductor, when is the aurora festival of borealis lights happening? >> pretty soon actually, don. >> so, shiny, what's your surprise? >> ok. here's the surprise. we put on an ice show for mom and dad. >> an ice show? >> shh! >> whoa. that's a great idea. >> but remember, it's a surprise. >> well, we better start now if we want to get it ready in time. >>...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. shouldld captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [applause] >> i would like to report to you that this past year has been a whirlwind of activity as we continue to grow. bringing support and assistance to you, the members, who have so graciously decided to join us today and for the next few days, with great breakouts from wonderful keynote speakers. certainly, a great opportunity to networking and figure out those best practices, sharing your knowledge with each other. we have done some webinars at low prices, you might want to check those out on our website. we also have a newsletter that has gotten quite a bit of circulation. we invite people to submit articles for that newsletter. about 14 months ago, we have less than 100 members. today we hav
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. shouldld captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [applause] >> i would like to report to you that this past year has been a whirlwind of activity as we continue to grow. bringing...
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i'm sure your employer will not object. >> ha ha ha! no, she won't mind. come in. >> thank you. >> come in. >> the reason i laughed, sir, i'm sorry, is i don't have no employer, see? this is my house. >> oh, miss dunn, forgive me. >> that's all right, sir. you wasn't to know. this is part of my legacy, see? oh, sit down, do. >> thank you. now, miss dunn, you have mentioned your legacy, but captain hastings and i, we know nothing of this. >> what was the ad then? >> your late mistress mrs. todd was much concerned about you. she felt some accident might have befallen you. >> but didn't she get my letter? >> no. she got no letter. she got no word of any kind. >> oh, dear sir. i gave the letter to mr. crutchett. i said most particularly was to give it to mrs. todd. oh, dear. >> well, perhaps you would recount to captain hastings and me the whole story? >> well...wednesdays is my day out. and it was last wednesday that it all started, lads. >> the stone which the builders rejected. the same has become the head of the corner. >> i'd been over to see my friend in
i'm sure your employer will not object. >> ha ha ha! no, she won't mind. come in. >> thank you. >> come in. >> the reason i laughed, sir, i'm sorry, is i don't have no employer, see? this is my house. >> oh, miss dunn, forgive me. >> that's all right, sir. you wasn't to know. this is part of my legacy, see? oh, sit down, do. >> thank you. now, miss dunn, you have mentioned your legacy, but captain hastings and i, we know nothing of this. >> what...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should ++ >> good afternoon, everyone. thank you for coming out this afternoon. we're very excited to be here today with the mayor to announce the completion of the central market economic strategy and to launch the community ambassador program on market street. i am the director of the mayor's office of economic and workforce development though it is under mayor lee's leadership that, for the past 10 months, we have been working through a community-based process to create an economic strategy for this corridor of central market street to help revitalize and stabilize this community. as a result of many, many community meetings, business surveys, resident service, focus groups, talking to a broad range of stakeholders, we now have a road map for how to stabilize and revita
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should ++ >> good afternoon, everyone. thank you for coming out this afternoon. we're very excited to be here today with the mayor to announce the completion of the central market economic strategy and to...
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it's so embarrassing, but it's darling, too. >> ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha. it's not all top 40 music and gold tube tops, oh, no, a typical day at chez courtney, it can get crazy. >> a typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you. i get up out of bed and the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. my hair is done, my makeup's done. >> hair done. makeup done. we love you courtney stodden. >> my hair is done. my makeup's done. i get up at around 12, 12:00 p.m. and i make my mocha. i don't care about anything else. doug is wonderful. picks up my coffee beans that i spill on the floor. he picks up my foundation. he picks up my feathers from my big robe that i wear. my high heels are all over. i have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. a typical day for me is like a princess. >> somebody call mother goose, the best fairy tale ever. picking up her coffee beans and foundation and feathers. i do have one concern, now that princess courtney is married, will she have enough time to focus on her career. remember courtney's career from back in her single days -- queue the bo
it's so embarrassing, but it's darling, too. >> ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha. it's not all top 40 music and gold tube tops, oh, no, a typical day at chez courtney, it can get crazy. >> a typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you. i get up out of bed and the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. my hair is done, my makeup's done. >> hair done. makeup done. we love you courtney stodden. >> my hair is done. my makeup's done. i get up at around 12, 12:00 p.m. and i make my mocha. i...
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should >> so thank you. i want to welcome everyone to a very exciting announcement around a pilot project we are kicking off today. and i also want to welcome everyone to one of the most parking challenged neighborhoods in san francisco, russian hill. i think it is well known that i do not own a car for good reason. but one thing i do want to mention is i used to live on russian hill. i actually did own a car for six months. it was a miserable experience. not just the cost of car ownership and gas and insurance and repairs, but every single night i had to spend half an hour looking for parking and when i didn't do a good job of parking, sfmta provided me with a ticket. so it was a very exciting moment when about two years ago, then city add vater -- administrator ed lee an
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. should >> so thank you. i want to welcome everyone to a very exciting announcement around a pilot project we are kicking off today. and i also want to welcome everyone to one of the most parking challenged...
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ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cried tell and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. it won't be until christmas 2012 that the theater gets a permanent home. they will be laid off for aer. > >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: they will have to dry their tears fast this weekend. >> so everybody scrambles
ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cried tell and put it to sleep for a while....
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ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of wine drinkers. >> it's to promote wine to all nationalities, but with special interest on the african-american community. and i think that it's good for the wine industry. i don't say you have to drink african-american wine. i just want folks to drink wine. you may not like vision cellars phnot noir. that's ok. >> and mac couldn't have come into the industry at a better time. new research shows that only a handful of wineries are actually owned by african-americans, yet they make up more than 10% of the nation's wine drinkers, whi
ha ha ha ha! how you doin', man? >> i'm doin' great. >> are you havin' a great time >> havin' a great time. >> in the wine business, everyone is trying to get their bottle of wine noticed, but for mac mcdonald, being noticed in a crowd has never been a oblem. from his overalls to his straw hat, mac is about as an original character to the wine industry as it comes, but he's banking on exactly that fact as he tries to bridge the gap between his heritage and a new blend of...
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years now it has entire life. erica and i thank you very radical years old if you if i might come into it i think your information is probably a year or two years old the information now on the arab students that iran is really a threat to the most other countries i think iran has gone out of this war as a signatory by the main reason the main reason i don't think you haters like i don't know where do you get used data data come to the street as an islamist movements ask everybody even those people who are close to iran even hamas is being now very critical of the iranian position on the on the arab gulf and the arab countries so i'm coming back to the question i think iran has been the greatest one out from this. one hegemony on iraq has been great united states is very weak politically and militarily in the region especially in iraq i'm talking and iran has been very strong so i think as i said from the beginning this is the biggest american plunder blunder in the twenty first century. going to give you the last
years now it has entire life. erica and i thank you very radical years old if you if i might come into it i think your information is probably a year or two years old the information now on the arab students that iran is really a threat to the most other countries i think iran has gone out of this war as a signatory by the main reason the main reason i don't think you haters like i don't know where do you get used data data come to the street as an islamist movements ask everybody even those...
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ha, ha, ha. (laughter) >> jon: how does that affect romney's rank on the yarmulkometer. oh, he is down to about-- oh, i have no candidate. i have no candidate! interestingly, the one candidate absent from the debate was ron paul. he is doing very well in the polls but according to rjc executive director matt brooks he was left out because the republican jewish council rejects his misguided and extreme views on israel. wow, misguided and extreme, oh my god, has he suggested israel has no right to exist or that it is to be exchanged for rhode island. >> would you cut aid to israel. >> i would cut all foreign aid. i would treat everybody equally and fairly. >> jon: good call, not inviting any presidential candidates to your forum who might disagree with you. wouldn't want to turn it into a debate. you know f there is one thing jews can't stand-- arguing. (laughter) >> jon: we'll be right back. >> jon: welcome back. the iphone, the ipad, they seem like the perfect baby-sitters. economical, always available and you can't have an affair with them. (laughter) but did you know t
ha, ha, ha. (laughter) >> jon: how does that affect romney's rank on the yarmulkometer. oh, he is down to about-- oh, i have no candidate. i have no candidate! interestingly, the one candidate absent from the debate was ron paul. he is doing very well in the polls but according to rjc executive director matt brooks he was left out because the republican jewish council rejects his misguided and extreme views on israel. wow, misguided and extreme, oh my god, has he suggested israel has no...
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ooh, lord. >> ha-ha-ha. i need to get in shape. ooh, lord. >> ha-ha-ha. h, lord. >> ha-ha-ha. tful sleep. and lunesta can help you get there, like it has for so many people before. when taking lunesta, don't drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities while asleep, without remembering it the next day, have been reported. abnormal behaviors may include aggressiveness, agitation, hallucinations or confusion. in depressed patients, worsening of depression, including risk of suicide, may occur. alcohol may increase these risks. allergic reactions, such as tongue or throat swelling, occur rarely and may be fatal. side effects may include unpleasant taste, headache, dizziness and morning drowsiness. ask your doctor if lunesta is right for you. then get lunesta for $0 at lunesta.com. there's a land of restful sleep. we can help you go there on the wings of lunesta. ♪ i'm sexy and i know it ♪ i'm sexy and i know it ♪ i'm sexy and i know it >> herman cain campaign song? just joking, herman.
ooh, lord. >> ha-ha-ha. i need to get in shape. ooh, lord. >> ha-ha-ha. h, lord. >> ha-ha-ha. tful sleep. and lunesta can help you get there, like it has for so many people before. when taking lunesta, don't drive or operate machinery until you feel fully awake. walking, eating, driving, or engaging in other activities while asleep, without remembering it the next day, have been reported. abnormal behaviors may include aggressiveness, agitation, hallucinations or confusion. in...
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cynthia it seems you can't go ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, commentators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact of the matter was he didn't have any rivals who were anywhere near his level. once you have somebody lobbing tough questions at mitt romney, he begins to sweat. he gets snarky. he doesn't have any good answers, so i'm not sure he was quite the polished debater so many people said. he just didn't have anybody who was prepared to throw real questions at him. >> so he lobs, but he doesn't lobby, just to be clear on that? okay. let's go to the guy who just accused of being a lobber, not a lobbyist, newt gingrich. yesterday he denied being a lobbyist inside saying he was a celebrity. this guy's
cynthia it seems you can't go ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, commentators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact...
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ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cradle it and put it to sleep for a while. >> reporter: by the end of january, all the businesses have been evicted from pier 27 to pier 32 will have to pack up. the port will begin replacing and reinforcing the pilings on piers 30 and 32 where the team sponsor and hospitality centers will locate. the show now gets a period of time. home but it won't be until christmas 2012. the bartenders, wait staff and performers will be out of work. >> we have laid off 100 individuals. we'll be back up and running and hopefully with many of them as possible back with us. >> reporter: as they take their bows this weekend, they w
ha ha ha ha ha! and we have all worked together for many years. it's something very close to our hearts. >> reporter: it's not all bad news. this is one of the first of two major businesses that have been relocated. they are packing up and moving to broadway and davis. the 100-year-old spiegel tent imported from belgium will move, as well. >> it's all tongue and groove and all that leaded glass and beveled mirrors. it takes an expert to cradle it and put it to sleep for a while....
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haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i want to introduce to you and adopted filipino woman, the supervisor district 10, maria cohen. when al and kim got married, maliagood evening, and welcome. we have many things to celebrate. first, i wanted to acknowledge all the women who helped make this event happened. thank you so much. [applause] absolutely. we need to continue to strengthen the philippine the women's network, not just here in san francisco, but all across the country. this network is strong and robust. i am honored to be here as a fellow sister with you in the struggle. i have a very simple story. [inaudible] she is part of the philippine the women's network, and i owe her my life and for the success of my career. she was my consultant last year when i was campaigning. and when no one else would work with me. [applause] [cheers and applause] that is right. this woman is definitely a strong ally, and i over everything could i am so happy that you're honoring and recognizing her for her achievements. t
haa ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> i want to introduce to you and adopted filipino woman, the supervisor district 10, maria cohen. when al and kim got married, maliagood evening, and welcome. we have many things to celebrate. first, i wanted to acknowledge all the women who helped make this event happened. thank you so much. [applause] absolutely. we need to continue to strengthen the philippine the women's network, not just here in san francisco, but all across the country. this network...
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ha-ha! (laughing) and river creatures around the world are great. ha-ha! chris: capybaras, crocodiles and tapirs. but one of the most unusual of all river creatures is the duck-billed platypus of australia. martin: so, what do you think this cute creature eats? crayfish. chris: platypus search among the rocky bottom looking for crayfish to eat, then they gobble them down with their bill-like mouths. race you, chris. first one to catch a crayfish, platypus, wins. hey, no head starts! (muffled dialogue) it's so dark and murky down there. i can't see a thing. i know! but a platypus can see things in even the darkest, murkiest water. (spitting) ha-ha! boots? oh, man. a racket? how does a platypus do it? it's amazing, but they can. somehow, the platypus can sense food underwater without seeing it. imagine if we had the mysterious sensory powers of the platypus. both: what if? ♪ on adventure with the coolest creatures ♪ ♪ from the oceans to the trees ♪ the brothers kratt are going places you never get to see ♪ ♪ hanging with their creature friends â™